One of the funniest things I've ever read is... The 213 Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.
Once upon a time, there was apparently a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Bosnia. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. Recently his site was resurrected and updated, pay him a visit.
Things To Do
Top 10 Witchy Come Backs Any Religious Activist Encounters
10. Sorry, I really don't have time...I have to catch a different Plane. (think about it, if you don't get it right away.)
9. Oh, the circle on the floor...I play marbles alot.
8. (Why are you wearing black?) I'm really a vampire, but I use good sunblock.
7. All the herbs? I'm big on health food.
6. Oh, I'm sorry, I was chanting, you say? NO, no, I was talking to my cat, I keep him in my purse...
5. Is that a lizard tail growing, or are you just happy to see me?
4. You know, I'd love to eat...erruhh...I mean meet your children.
3. I hear you know of a sale on red and white striped socks?
2. What's the matter, you act like you've never seen a pentagram on a witch before.
1. Oh, oh... are you handing out those firestarter booklets again? Can I have one? I ran out and my house is really cold.
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